Happy Holidays from Vanilla Forums!

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December 25, 2015

Happy Holidays from Vanilla Forums!

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  • …get everything you want from Santa
  • …finally successfully enact your assassination plan against the hated Père Noël and his elven minions
  • …spend treasured time with your wonderful family
  • …manage to avoid the machinations of your despised loved ones
  • …eat all of your favourite foods until you’re fit to burst
  • …drink your protein shake and stare disdainfully at your gluttonous fellows
  • …watch Star Wars without getting spoiled
  • …manage to get everyone to shut up about Star Wars for five minutes
  • …share the joy and laughter of the season with friends and coworkers
  • …see the time of your ascension come to pass, watching the world burn from your mountainside fortress as you enter your golden sarcophagus and begin the ritual
  • …see a reindeer
  • …defeat a reindeer in single combat
  • …experience the true warmth of friendship and camaraderie, away from the commercial excess that has come to define Christmas
  • …bring me a sprite

Or whatever else you’re hoping to get out of the holiday season. I don’t want to limit your options here. Do what you feel is right.

See you next Tuesday for the next real article, and then three days later when I desperately try to come up with something to ring in the new year.

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Patrick Groome

Written by Patrick Groome

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