Happy Holidays from Vanilla Forums!
(tick as applicable)
- …get everything you want from Santa
- …finally successfully enact your assassination plan against the hated Père Noël and his elven minions
- …spend treasured time with your wonderful family
- …manage to avoid the machinations of your despised loved ones
- …eat all of your favourite foods until you’re fit to burst
- …drink your protein shake and stare disdainfully at your gluttonous fellows
- …watch Star Wars without getting spoiled
- …manage to get everyone to shut up about Star Wars for five minutes
- …share the joy and laughter of the season with friends and coworkers
- …see the time of your ascension come to pass, watching the world burn from your mountainside fortress as you enter your golden sarcophagus and begin the ritual
- …see a reindeer
- …defeat a reindeer in single combat
- …experience the true warmth of friendship and camaraderie, away from the commercial excess that has come to define Christmas
- …bring me a sprite
Or whatever else you’re hoping to get out of the holiday season. I don’t want to limit your options here. Do what you feel is right.
See you next Tuesday for the next real article, and then three days later when I desperately try to come up with something to ring in the new year.